Monday, August 13, 2012

Eight Things

My mother sent me the email below. There is nothing better than a lot of truth served up with a great dose of humor. Hope you enjoy as much as I did

Number 8
Life is sexually transmitted...Ahem.

Number 7
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 6
Men have two emotions : Hungry and Horny. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.

Number 5
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years

Number 4
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospitals, dying of nothing.

Number 3
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 2
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

And The Number 1 Thought
Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers--what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.

- - - and as someone recently said to me:
"Don't worry about old age--it doesn't last that long."

We are really busy right now. Things are moving right a long. I'll try to pop back in real soon. 



  1. Your mum is funny, I did have a giggle reading that. Good photo of your 'boys' too. I am hanging out for some sun, we are having a horrid cold snap. COME ON SPRING :)
    xoxo Sandi

  2. Thanks for the laugh this morning Melissa.

  3. hahaha Great pic, too! 11 days!

  4. Great list, thanks for the laugh!

  5. Good to see you :) Hope things are going well!

  6. funny! thinking of you in your busy-ness and wishing you well my friend :)

  7. This is great advice. Thanks for sharing it!

  8. Haha, this was good for a laugh! Love the photo, too!