Thursday, May 12, 2011

Fszzt! Yikes!

It seems that my brain has gone "fszzt."  I had all these wonderful ideas for a post today.  Thoughts and creativeness that would have astounded you all. But when I woke up this  morning and all I had was this strange humming noise, followed by "fszzt."  Did you hear it? I don't know if it's because it's raining again and my brain just refuses to wake up or what. So I decided that I'd introduce you to Lurleen.......wait for it......

Yikes!!  Isn't she lovely?  She is my redneck alter ego. She looks like a hooker of another sort!  She came to visit one Halloween.  I'm happy to say, that she hasn't been back.  When she came to visit, she brought her husband with her......
Aren't they an attractive couple?

Now you know why my brain went "fszzt." That's enough to cause anyone's brain to freeze up and then freak out. Just a little something to aspire to....Not!  Have a wonderful day!

Happy News - Lurleen gave birth to a lovely eyelet pillow that night right before she had a shower.....to wash off the blue eyeshadow and Aqua Net hairspray.....not to celebrate the birth of her, umm, pillow.....No one was harmed while Lurleen and Larry visited except my dignity, which ended up in the gutter.

5 comments:

  1. This is too much! Love it..I had to call Jeremy in to read it..he's rolling as bad as me! way to go!

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  2. Yay, I can write a comment now....oooh blogger so naughty. Wow the alter ego's are something else I must say. Hmmmm look at the way Larry is looking at Lurleen!!!!
    xx Sandi

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  3. Lurleen is a total babe! You guys look soooooooo funny! Your rednecks are the equivalent of our westies!

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  4. Hahahhahahahahahaha the thing is, I just know I've seen Lurleen's twin around town, "over to the Walmart." I didn't even know they still made AquaNet, but your very mention of it took me right back to 9th grade, when bigger hair meant better hair. Great post!

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